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In Sports, We Call That Veteran Know-How
todd [decorative spacer] February 27, 2006 [decorative spacer] 6:59 PM

GrrlScienist reads "Kotex Tips for Life" on the box of a hygiene product, and has Advice for Corporate Giants

Obviously, the person behind this little scheme was someone who has never possessed a functioning pair of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman to her face that drinking six to eight glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Especially when she is experiencing bloating from water weight gain. Just see what happens and report back.

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Look, women don't need or want "Tips for Life" on feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, most containing alcohol.

I have nothing to add, so I will just pass that along without comment. However, in the spirit of biting off heads, here's an awesome video.

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