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If You're Worried about "Optical Inches", the Battle is Already Lost
todd [decorative spacer] May 08, 2006 [decorative spacer] 10:06 AM

Has everyone seen this Norelco ad that encourages us to "Shave Everywhere"?

Apparently, if I shave my *beep*, *beep*, and *beep* (represented as a pair of kiwi, a peach, and a carrot; the peach I find mystifying) I will gain an "optical inch," and my partner may want to wear my "fruit salad" as a Roman gladiator's mask.

I only wish that someone had told me this earlier. Why didn't the grooming videos we had to watch as part of health and sex ed in middle school involve any mention of shaved kiwis? Surely something important enough to inspire the uses of frozen yogurt suggested in the advertisement was worth mentioning.

(Via CT and Yglesias.)

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