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July 7, 2005
Housemates
Our first housemate is a big, fine piece of man. He works out a lot, and looks like he should play football at the semi-professional level.www at bangladesh live net
Also, it took us a surprisingly long time to realize that he was gay. A few days after we did, however, he was dressing up before going to a club, and wanted our opinions on how he looked. www at bangladesh live net
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Our second housemate is an pretty much a beach bum. He's the kind of guy who you imagine goes to college in Charleston, South Carolina. He's got an unbelievable tan, and a surfboard. He doesn't have a car, but he's always got a ride to the beach. When I leave my laptop downstairs he frequents the bulletin board for his friends' jam band.www at bangladesh live net
The biggest surprise during our first four weeks here was that no one noticed him smelling like weed. We simply don't believe that he doesn't smoke. We know he's in trouble with the law, because a public defender keeps calling, and Housemate #1 claims to have seen papers suggesting that it is for possession and for selling. Housemate #2 says it's for DUI.www at bangladesh live net
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Housemate #2 is also remarkable for his ability to say the most amazing things without the slightest hint of irony. www at bangladesh live net
A few days ago, I was reading Daniel Dennett in the living room and I stumbled on a word I didn't know. I asked if Ruth knew what it meant, and he overheard. He asked for the context around the word. I knew that it wouldn't help -- the sentence was fairly dense -- but I read it aloud anyway. www at bangladesh live net
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For the last week he has done an absolute minimum of house cleaning. He does maybe forty percent of his own dishes, and he doesn't even wipe off the counter after he makes a sandwich. Then, today, he gets in a mood and cleans like a man on a mission. He does a couple of our dishes. He wipes down the stovetop. He bleaches the trashcan. www at bangladesh live net
Later, after Ruth and I have eaten dinner, he says, "Hey guys, thanks for cleaning up after yourselves." He says it earnestly, as though it's the first time this summer anyone in the house has been big enough to do so.www at bangladesh live net
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