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September 29, 2006
"Gentlemen, as always, I have gone above and beyond the call of duty"
I'm sure you've heard by now that there's a Dustin Diamond sex tape. But what you may not know is:clips from playthingz
Diamond claims he made the sex tape "a while ago," to show a group of friends, whom, he says, make similar videos to sexually one-up each other. The group meets monthly and scores each others' footage, awarding points for different "accomplishments" caught on tape.
Am I the only one who really, really hopes that Mark Paul Gosselar is also in this group? clips from playthingz
Posted by todd at September 29, 2006 5:08 PMclips from playthingz
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"On September 27, 2006, the New York Daily News reported that Diamond will join fellow celebrities Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee, and Colin Farrell with a scandal of a surfacing sex tape. The tape, which features Dustin having a kinky threesome with two women, is 40 minutes long and has been tentatively titled Saved by the Smell, due to the alleged performance of a Dirty Sanchez. Diamond, who had his agent speak for him, mentioned that he was trying to obliterate the 'Screech' typecasting."clips from playthingz
Posted by: Keith at September 30, 2006 7:10 AMclips from playthingz
To answer your question Todd: Yes, you are. Now, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen on the other hand...clips from playthingz
But seriously, why would someone release a sex tape in order to "help" his Screechified career? And I'm sure you've seen his website about saving his home. Because of all the worthy charities to donate to, I'd certainly choose the much-replicated "Save A Child Actor From His Poor Money Management" over UNICEF. clips from playthingz
I mean, the guy's 29. Why doesn't he get a real job? "Screech: The Reality Years." (I'm sorry, but talking about Screech and a Dirty Sanchez just puts an image in my head that I never wanted there. I have to resent the talentless bastard for it.)
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Posted by: len at September 30, 2006 1:59 PMclips from playthingz
I never knew you had a crush on Gosselar.clips from playthingz
Posted by: Jurvis at October 2, 2006 8:14 AMclips from playthingz
It's more about the fact that I'm certain that, at the screening party, Gosselar held up his hands in the shape of a 'T' and said, "Time out," then walked into a corner of the room and said to no one, "Oh, man! I'm totally getting out-played by Screech! What am I going to do?" before Dustin was like, "Dude, who are you talking to in the corner?"clips from playthingz
Posted by: todd. at October 2, 2006 10:08 AMclips from playthingz
hehe- touché. In theater, we call that an aside.clips from playthingz
Posted by: jurvis at October 5, 2006 4:45 PMclips from playthingz
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